See this kid? This kid took all the keys off my laptop. Just flicked those puppies off one at a time, like a 13 year old girl flicking off her Lee Press On’s during study hall.
Now my space bar barely presses down. To get it to work I have to really push on it, the result being that now my thumb is getting numb.
Also there is a sour milk smell in the office. I suspect said kid hid a milky sippy cup deep in it’s recesses. I think I am going to give up and go to bed.
Maybe tomorrow I can get the spacebar working and have something more interesting to say. Maybe.
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